2: My roommate attempted to make kimchi a few months ago. He left the cabbages outside his back door (to dry? idk), but raccoons stole one of them while he was out there. So he ran around the entire backyard chasing a raccoon holding a cabbage. Funniest thing i’d seen in a long time.
YES! to be more accurate, i want to go skydiving while blast the score from an action soundtrack… while narrating poetry about wingless flight to myself or saying “This isn’t flying, this is falling with style!”.